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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on May 8, 2017 15:10:26 GMT -5
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on May 8, 2017 15:19:05 GMT -5
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Post by lazybone712 on May 26, 2017 19:05:20 GMT -5
Subject: Your duck is dead...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on May 27, 2017 22:15:14 GMT -5
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Post by lazybone712 on Jun 18, 2017 11:55:09 GMT -5
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Post by tangerinesun on Jun 18, 2017 16:23:45 GMT -5
What does he want, Wendy Dio? To be the biggest jerk. As long as he's the biggest, he'll be happy. Either Simmons is getting worse legal advice than usual, or he figures there's no harm in trying to get the USPTO to make another of its well known mistakes. BabyMetal has about as much chance of reserving the "kitsune" hand gesture for their exclusive use. The universal J-way of doing rock horns. Like a little baby billy goat.Whoopsie, I think you meant "Satanism". This mess is from 1969. Reported by the NY PostI don't see a lot of hope for new KISS revenue here. More like increased costs and headaches as Big Gene tries to protect "his" commercial symbol from infringement worldwide. Maybe he's going to rely on his somewhat awkward extension of his thumb. That's specifically detailed in his trademark application. He might luck out there. People don't do it that way very often, because at full stretch it puts uncomfortable tension on the tendons of the hand. Try it and see. In that case, Simmons has just got the ASL people and John Lennon on the sleeve for the 7" of "Yellow Submarine" to argue with. American Sign Language combines "I" and "L" to make the sign for 'I love you'. Or could be, "Gene Is a Loser."Legally, Michael Des Barres should be completely in the clear. One of these guys might be making a mistake. Which one?
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on Jun 22, 2017 9:33:55 GMT -5
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on Jul 27, 2017 11:18:26 GMT -5
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Post by tangerinesun on Jul 30, 2017 16:27:50 GMT -5
Relic guitar building to the next level So real and raw, you can feel the actual splinters in your palm. Not that any of these are actually going to get played. Fender Builds Esquires with Original Bench Boards from the Hollywood Bowlreverb.com/news/fender-builds-telecasters-with-original-bench-boards-from-the-hollywood-bowl 2017 Jul 17 by Carly Smith in News and Reviews for Reverb.com [ with specimen prototype photo ] Made in Fender's Custom Shop by Master Builder Yuriy Shishkov, these special Telecasters are built to order using 100–year–old Alaskan yellow cedar from the Hollywood Bowl's original bench boards… Last I checked, Alaskan cedar was prized for its resistance to fungal rot, not its light weight, and complex, vibrant tone. Although cedar for acoustic guitars is definitely a thing. Spruce top: bright, clear, bell-like, blooming, more directional Cedar top: darker, warmer, fuller, less nuanced, less directional Modern acoustic guitars typically have spruce tops. Classical Spanish guitars are more likely to use red cedarwood. Fender Teles are not either thing, so weathered barn boards will be fine. Coming soon, if this sells: mammoth ivory inlays, mummy-bandage wraps for internal wiring, and brass parts salvaged from the wreck of the Titanic.
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Post by lazybone712 on Aug 9, 2017 22:06:58 GMT -5
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Post by tangerinesun on Aug 10, 2017 19:39:57 GMT -5
Oh right, absolutely everyone in sight loved this :roll-roll-rolleyes: Anything for a few Renminbi. ANYTHING!! Dear Asian Crush/Rocket News: It would be news if this store manager ran a sleazy boob campaign in China, and sales actually fell. But this, this is not news.
Well, it's your kind of news.
Still not news, though.
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Post by lazybone712 on Sept 6, 2017 21:15:33 GMT -5
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on Sept 30, 2017 3:56:25 GMT -5
THE DARK FOUL...
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on Oct 8, 2017 10:17:48 GMT -5
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Post by mikado-AKA-Shoknifeman on Nov 11, 2017 16:25:58 GMT -5
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